The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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