I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
My dick has a subreddit
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Randomize
