no, he came in my armpit
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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