we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
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