I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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