yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
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She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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