I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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