Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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