i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
only if we run a train.
done.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
