When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Life without a bra equals bliss.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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