how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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