Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Randomize
