I just pynch a tree in the face
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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