sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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