maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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