haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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