Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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