Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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