So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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