i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Randomize
