He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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