it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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