she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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