Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
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