i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
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