Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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