shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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