It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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