STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Randomize