Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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