doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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