If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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