Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
