There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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