He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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