i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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