Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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