we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
i think my cat just said my name.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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