addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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