Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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