Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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