And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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