I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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