And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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