scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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