if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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