Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
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