I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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