I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
It's never too late to be topless.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
