I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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