I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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