I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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