Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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