So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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